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My flatmates having loud sex with his girlfriend

Good thing i’m watching a film haha!

Sounds like he’s put a tray on a pneumatic drill and he’s just turned it on and left it on the bed.

Some dudes with a camera asked Bill Murray for an autograph, and instead of giving them one he offered to shoot a Wes Anderson-style slow motion walk with them.

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mmkays:

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tehsunshine:

reflectsthemadnesswithin:

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cheesemonkey119:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

Brobama understands the important things in life.

You can’t get mad at a guy for just wanting to enjoy his delicious waffles. They look nice and buttery and full of syrup. 

#BROBAMA

From now on I’ll tag everything Obama related as Brobama.

Let Brobama eat his waffles.

mmkays:

holybat:

tehsunshine:

reflectsthemadnesswithin:

thechronicwanderer:

cheesemonkey119:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

Brobama understands the important things in life.

You can’t get mad at a guy for just wanting to enjoy his delicious waffles. They look nice and buttery and full of syrup. 

#BROBAMA

From now on I’ll tag everything Obama related as Brobama.

Let Brobama eat his waffles.

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innolanwetrust:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

innolanwetrust:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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